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Soothsayers With Nothing To Say

Mar 16, 2015
by Caroline Miller
sel-publlishing, Susan Stoner, Timber Beasts
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A friend sent me an announcement, recently, about a lecture on self-publishing offered by two women purported to be experts.  One of the speakers wrote “epic” medieval fantasies and the other  had authored tips for selling  used books on Amazon.  The latter claimed to have earned six figures for her title which, like the “epic” medieval fantasies, had been self-published with Amazon.  No fee for the event was necessary though donations were encouraged.

 Normally, I would have deleted the information, as I don’t self-publish but work with a small company.  My colleague, Susan Stoner,  does self-publish, however, and when I shared the information, she was interested.  As a courtesy, I agreed to keep her company.    Susan is about to bring out  her fifth turn-of-the-twentieth century mystery set in the Pacific Northwest, Dead Line.  Her series has gained critical recognition and Timber Beasts, her first novel, was awarded  a gold medal in the Next Generation Indie Book Awards.  She knows so much about the self-publishing industry, she could probably make a living  giving lectures herself.

 About 15 people of various ages turned out on the appointed evening  and, happily, the program began on time.   The woman who wrote the non-fiction book was the first to speak.  For 10 minutes she covered  Amazon in praise, assuring all of us that publishing with the company was easy and affordable.  Frankly, I felt as if I was trapped in an infomercial with no means of escape.  When she did finish her paean to the company, however, and ventured beyond her experience, her information was faulty and twice Susan, though kindly, had to correct her.

 The fiction writer stood up next.  She began with a long complaint against  Harper Collins, the company that almost published her first book. The experience, she assured us, was so harrowing that she was driven to self-publishing, and again, Amazon was her rescuer.  After more praise for the outfit, and in a moment of candor, she did admit  that self-publishing was easier than marketing.  My interest peaked. Did she know a thing or two about flogging her books and was she going to share the information?

 She didn’t.  She croaked on with no clear agenda until, tiring, she called for questions.  I followed up on her passing remark about marketing.   When I did, she blinked as if she couldn’t recall what she’d said.  I rephrased the question.  Would she tell us what marketing tools worked for her and which didn’t?   This time she  flushed with remembrance.    “Oh.  Well… I’m working on that.”  

 When the evening came to an end, the audience sauntered from the room, looking glassy-eyed as they passed stacks of self-published books on offer — men and women with  hands in their pockets and their notebooks empty.  The only one to benefit that night was the CEO of Amazon whose company had been lauded.  If the event was meant to be an infomercial, I hoped to two speakers had been  paid well.  If not, then what I learned about marketing that night was that a poor lecture is a  bust. 

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Portland, Oregon author Caroline Miller had distinguished careers as an educator, union president, elected official and artist/advocate.

Her play, Woman on the Scarlet Beast, was performed at the Post5 Theatre, Portland, OR, January/February 2015

Caroline published a serialized novelette, Marie Eau-Claire, on the website, The Colored Lens.  She also published the story Gustav Pavel,  a parable about ordinary lives, choice and alternate potential, on the website Fixional.co.

Caroline has published five novels

  • Getting Lost To Find Home
  • Ballet Noir
  • Trompe l’Oeil
  • Gothic Spring
  • Heart Land

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